In the whole entire world, you are the only person, the only person I love or have ever loved. And I love you terribly. Terribly. That’s what’s so awfully, irreducibly real. I can make up anything but I can’t dream that away.
Harper “Angels in America”
even with a receeding hairline, i’ll say yes to ryan gosling.
It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they’re committed.
Selina Kyle in “Batman Returns” (1992)
tim meeting the parents.
me: look at me and my mother and then check out how awkward you and yah are.
tim: well, i didn’t come outta his uterus.
Super Cute of the Day: Tim just popped open a Four Loko. Things are gonna get weird tonight.
I’m not desperate so if you really want this you best come correct ’cause I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S. And I need to be wooed. You understand me? Wooed.
Brittany, as your loving, caring, honest brother I feel the need to tell you... your boyfriend looks like a bum.
what're they putting in the water in dublin these days? sure as hell isn't decorum. looking like a bum is one thing, but being one is another. quit chugging all that haterade and focus on your homework, kiddo.
Tell her to wipe the frosting from her mouth; cupcaking is an epidemic.
I love how we're such close friends that I can run around with boogers in my nose and you don't even notice.
Actually, I just haven't put my contacts in yet.
“I love you every minute. I love you more than Band music and cookie-making.”’
daniel and carla’s love is the stuff of fantasy…
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!? AHAHAHA! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU EVEN BELIEVED IN THAT SHIT!
You have a real man. I’m on the last tier of heterosexuality…and the first of being a lesbian.