This blog is essentially a love letter to myself.
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I’m becoming more silent these days. I’m speaking less and less in public. But my eyes, god damn, my eyes see everything.
I don’t need Grindr. If I want to see attractive men I’ll just sort through your Facebook friends.
I often wonder if they test for performance enhancing drugs in competitive eating. Like, one rollie and I can eat about three hundred tacos.
Wes Bentley as Ricky Fitts in American Beauty (1999) - Certified Fresh at 88%
Yeah, I guess I’ve been this stoned.