theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: A message to all super heroes and Ryan Gosling. The next time an evil villain wants to destroy the earth, just step aside and let him.

buzzfeed:

The Presidential Debate Drinking Game, Foreign Policy Edition

Obama and Romney square off in their third and final presidential debate. Let’s make sure it’s one to not remember!

party at my place this evening!

one weekend to rule them all.

here’s a little “britt trivia”: the last time i drank hennesy, i nearly snatched off some bitch’s weave.

yeah…so classy.

it’s the freakin’ weekend.

tequila, anyone?

even with a receeding hairline, i’ll say yes to ryan gosling.

four hours later and i’m, meh, somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3 of the way done.

…i’m beginning to lose it.

UPDATE: tim just handed me a superb piña colada. now i can conquer the world…starting with the rest of my head.

Super Cute of the Day:

Bored in the bar? Break out your personal box of Apples to Apples and own that effin’ pub.

oh lord…what a night.

Sloshball and Classy Juice are a winning combination.