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by K. Verhulst
Mama Monkey is giving me inter-species, inter-gender, Scott Baio realness. Amirite?
Igor Shpilenok ~ Baby bear and first ice :)
DON’T DO IT, LITTLE BEAR! YOU HAVE SO MUCH MORE LIVING TO DO!
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.













